Worst foods for your heart

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 03/05/2020 at 15:42 • Filed to: Who makes these lists anyways?

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I should be dead by now.

Worst foods for your heart (webmd)
1. Salt, sugar, fat
2. Bacon
3. Red meat
4. Soda
5. White flour
6. Processed meats
7. Refined grains
8. Non-vegan pizza
9. Alcohol
10. Butter
11. Flavored yogurt
12. French fries
13. Fried chicken
14. Canned soup
15. Ranch dressing
16. Ice cream
17. Potato chips

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CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:50

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And yet, meth laced potato chips aren’t on there. Fake news.

PowderHound > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:50

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So literally all the best things. Got it. Ignoring it. 

Decay buys too many beaters > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:50

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Thank god r amen isn’t on the list

WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:50

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I’m 15 for 17!

nerd_racing > Decay buys too many beaters 03/05/2020 at 15:51

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Salt is though. 

jimz > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:51

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those articles are such garbage. A “food” isn’t healthy/unhealthy (excepting stuff like trans fats,) a diet  is what is healthy or unhealthy.  Eating one burger won’t do a damn thing to you. eating one every day is going to catch up to you.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:51

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Flavored yogurt?

Oh, dear. Next you’ll tell me—

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Decay buys too many beaters > nerd_racing 03/05/2020 at 15:52

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Pshhh, who adds salt to ramen? 

bob and john > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:52

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*pauses in the middle of my caramelized , apple-butter drenched BBQd ribs with bacon wrapped pastries and beer*

oh....shame

*continues to chow down*

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:53

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Meh, gotta go some way.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:57

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Things you get from reading WebMD:

-Cancer

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 15:57

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So this is bad too!?

WilliamsSW > Decay buys too many beaters 03/05/2020 at 15:59

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LMAO

AestheticsInMotion > jimz 03/05/2020 at 15:59

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It doesn’t help that the vast majority of MDs don’t even keep up to date on the latest info gleaned from peer-reviewed studies and instead push outdated “knowledge”

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:00

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Since April of last year, I cut out or greatly cut back on numbers 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16 and 17

And the result was losing between 20-25 pounds, blood pressure dropping back to normal and not being pre-diabetic anymore.

Jason Spears > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:00

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And it’s pretty easy to fit the majority of these into one evening, if not one sitting.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:02

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So, just drink water. don’t eat ANYTHING

got it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:02

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I’d rather eat good food and die early than eat kale and cucumbers and make to to 100. 

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:02

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18) Christmas Dinner for one.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/05/2020 at 16:05

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I’ve been told that there are a lot of things that are known in the state of California to cause cancer. Thank goodness I don’t live there!

CB > Svend 03/05/2020 at 16:06

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See, everyone is so focused on a diet that’s good for the body, but what about a diet that’s good for the mind?

boredalways > Svend 03/05/2020 at 16:08

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Technically, yes, but it takes a lot of energy to Svend a vehicle proper! — A. Lot. Of. Energy. So your Michael Phelps-esq diet is the exception to the rule.

Svend > CB 03/05/2020 at 16:08

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I’ll die young but I’ll of died from tasty and filling food, not counting carbs, calories, portion size, etc... 

jimz > AestheticsInMotion 03/05/2020 at 16:09

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also IIRC reading that many of these studies have the flaw of being self-reported by the subjects, and people fib and lie about what they eat, and how much.  

CTSenVy > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:10

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“ 8. Non-vegan pizza”

No thanks, I would rather be fat.

Svend > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/05/2020 at 16:12

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I do enjoy cucu mbers, slices into quarters, length ways and dunked in Dairylea cheese spread. Om nom nom. 

Brickman > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:12

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You can take my bacon from my cold greasy dead hands :)

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/05/2020 at 16:14

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Drinking water in some countries will actually make you lose weight*

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* Delhi Belly (aka diarrhoea)   

wafflesnfalafel > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/05/2020 at 16:15

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right - soup and yogurt?

The Ghost of Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:16

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All of my favorite food groups. 

slipperysallylikespenguins > AestheticsInMotion 03/05/2020 at 16:21

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That’s what happens when you only get 2 days on nutrition out of the 7 years you are in med school.....................decades ago.

AestheticsInMotion > slipperysallylikespenguins 03/05/2020 at 16:23

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Yikes

Svend > For Sweden 03/05/2020 at 16:25

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Oh yeah, christmas dinner.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Svend 03/05/2020 at 16:31

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Just to be clear, you are a true hero for all of us. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/05/2020 at 16:32

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I had some cucumber agua fresca at a taqueria and it was delicious .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 03/05/2020 at 16:34

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I have a co-worker on the keto diet and it has helped him a huge amount to get healthy again. 

smobgirl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/05/2020 at 16:37

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And radiation sickness.

smobgirl > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:39

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Cheese wins again.

i86hotdogs > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:39

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DQ tenders basket is low key one of my favorite fast food meals. The tenders are decent for fast food, DQ fries are underrated, buttered toast is never bad, and you can opt for WHITE GRAVY as a dipping sauce. Dammit I want one now

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:40

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packed with sugar doe. 

A Boy and His Longtail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/05/2020 at 16:41

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Better make that diet water just to be safe

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:43

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who the fuck wants to BE 90? Even a healthy 90 seems like hell.

90 year old: “ good thing I never ate rad shit and partied so I could “live” 5-8 more years than everyone else”

F that noise. We only live once so have fun but obviously don’t over do it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > EL_ULY 03/05/2020 at 16:44

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*internet high five

OneSlowScion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 16:45

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This is basically my diet, and I still can't gain any weight.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > EL_ULY 03/05/2020 at 16:45

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Real sugar, not high fructose corn syrup. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > A Boy and His Longtail 03/05/2020 at 16:53

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Smart Water or nothing 

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 17:10

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yummmmm!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 17:17

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That’s Ttyymmnn bait right there...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/05/2020 at 17:17

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Also, there’s no guarantee that healthy living actually adds any meaningful years. You can deprive yourself of fatty foods and occasional drugs, and you might drop dead at 82 anyway.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend 03/05/2020 at 17:18

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Another two stone...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CB 03/05/2020 at 17:34

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A diet good for the mind? That would be this:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > EL_ULY 03/05/2020 at 17:35

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“who the fuck wants to BE 90?”

Me!

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 17:38

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Lol. Thanks but I think you spelled ‘zero’ incorrectly.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/05/2020 at 17:40

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Close one eye, it’ll only be half the calories then. ;) 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 17:44

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If you’re luck you won’t make it to 82

EL_ULY > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 03/05/2020 at 17:46

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Thomas Donohue > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 18:19

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Keto diets include 1,2,3 and 10.

That list above omits the word ‘moderation’.

SmugAardvark > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 18:30

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On my grandma’s 95th birthday, she did a shot of Jameson with my brother and I. So I’m going to stick with what worked for her. Lots of whiskey.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 18:53

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Have you been looking at my shopping list lately?

SiennaMan > wafflesnfalafel 03/05/2020 at 19:02

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It's because almost every canned soup I've seen has half a days recommended sodium per serving.  I'm not sure what the deal is with flavored yogurt..  too much sugar?  Why isn't 'just marshmallows' cereal on the list?

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > EL_ULY 03/05/2020 at 20:29

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My   99 year old late great grandfather always said how miserable life was once he got past 80 because his wife and all of his friends died, then he made new friends, and then they all died too, until everyone at his retirement home was too young to relate to him at all.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > wafflesnfalafel 03/05/2020 at 21:30

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Yeah, so much for all those TV ads extolling the virtues of soup...

Under_Score > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/05/2020 at 21:40

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When you have blessed genetics that provide a high metabolism and good blood pressure, even though your diet is usually terrible.